Will this bag hold all your stuff as well as have room for any new stuff you may acquire in your travels?
Can you you wear this bag comfortably and access your stuff easily while on an adventure?
Will strangers turn to admire your bag and gnash their teeth in maddening jealousy of it's sheer cute-i-tude?
If the answer to all 3 isn't "yes", then we don't make it. Period. Through much trial, error and research, Assassin's Boutique has hit upon several designs which meet these stringent - but all too neccessary guidelines. All our bags are delightful, durable and crafted with care in the USA, even better - in Jersey! Hiyaa!!